As of late people keep on telling me that I'm thin la, too small la, etc. Thank you for the compliments.
But sometimes it could lead to complacency and over-eating. As seen last weekend. Pakai baju kurung oh ketat at my derriere.. Yikes!!! Look at my rearview from the mirror.. OMG, when did THAT happened?
*looks angrily at him, about to explode.. kononnya..*
Me: "Why didn't you tell me I was getting fatter??? Why?? Why?? (insert nonsensical babblings here)"
Y: Poker face. Neither nodding nor shaking his head. After being married for 6 years, you can bet by now he is well trained in crafting his answers carefully so as to not incite more anger, nor implicate himself in any way.. Cannot trust.. (-__-)
"Last month saya jarang gile pergi gym. Awak pon pergi sekali jer.."
Silence... (gosh, he IS good at this)
Me: "BUT... but... tapi..." (Silence... pouts.. amik remote control, tukar channel..)
"FINE"
Waits until he's not looking, and then quietly puts gym clothes in the gymbag...
Salah Siape? Diri sendiri. Padan muka :P
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